Whoops! With a title like that you probably think you've hit the wrong website. That you were somehow spirited away from the upstanding, community-oriented Edmunds.com and dumped into one of those lewd, adult websites full of suggestive and controversial words. You know, like CNN's website.
While the above title may sound like something out of a Kenneth Starr report, it's really just a creative way of remembering the stages of the four-stroke cycle.
Hmmm, that doesn't sound much better, does it?
OK, let's start with the basics. Every internal combustion engine has cycles, which refer to how that particular engine processes fuel and air to make horsepower. There are two-stroke engines and diesel engines that, because of their relative obscurity, I'll leave out of this discussion. For this article we'll stick to the basic, four-stroke cycle that most of today's passenger cars use. The following text, and associated diagrams, will go through each stage of the four-stroke cycle. The diagram portrays a cross-section of an engine's combustion chamber with a piston moving up-and-down and two valves (intake and exhaust) at the top. There's also a spark plug at the top of the combustion chamber that fires during the ignition (BANG) cycle.
So, without further ado, let's take a close look at what is going on inside your vehicle's engine (The following diagrams and related text come courtesy of Chilton's Easy Car Care, 4th Edition):
Remember that this is a basic explanation of how the internal combustion engine works. Variations from this diagram include multiple valve and/or spark plug configurations for increased efficiency and domed pistons for higher compression ratios, to name just a few. But the basic process of SUCK-SQUEEZE-BANG-BLOW is the same for all four-stroke engines.
Now, go out and impress your friends with your knowledge of the internal combustion engine ... and the creative terminology you've come up with to describe it.