My first step into the office. The first nod I give as a greeting to the person opposite me in the elevator. The first time I peek into my cubicle, my spot. The looks I’m getting because I don’t don the normal corporate garb. I look like I’m straight outta high school. The one thought that’s constantly crossing my mind: “What the hell am I doing here?!” That’s right, kiddies. I’m the FNG. You’re thinking, Damn, he’s lucky to be there. Not! Here I am thinking I’m gonna get sent off to shoot some dope-ass rides and write about the next cover car, and what do I get first? Twenty-five all-new tips and tricks to keep you folks at home entertained. Whoopee, Emp! Nah, I’m just playing. Good things come to those who wait, and I plan on being here for a while. I’m gonna give y’all a new flavor and my own twist to this snotty rag. Oh yeaaaah, sit back and enjoy the ride. I gotta break in my Sustec Pros.